We’re heading to Grandma’s. Sasha and I are walking to the bus stop, dragging our bags—mine is huge and awkward, filled with clothes; hers is a tiny bag with a snack.
She turns to me and says,
“Mom, can you believe how much we’re alike?”
“Oh yeah? How so?”
“We both feel like little donkeys…”
Sasha is also firmly convinced that all villains dress better than everyone else—especially because they wear masks.
Since Grandma recently had a tooth pulled, Sasha’s been deep in thought about dental stuff. She kept asking why people get their teeth pulled and who exactly does it.
Then in the evening, she came to a very serious conclusion:
“I bet criminals get their teeth pulled the most.”
“Why’s that?”
“Well, they wear masks all the time! They can’t brush their teeth often and probably don’t have time to go to the dentist. So their teeth get really bad!”