We’re heading to Grandma’s. Sasha and I are walking to the bus stop, dragging our bags along: I’ve got this huge, awkward one full of clothes, and my daughter’s carrying a tiny little bag with some snacks.
— Mom, can you believe how much we’re alike?
— How so?
— We both feel like donkeys…
Sasha is convinced that all villains dress better than everyone else on the planet. For example, she’s sure they always wear masks.
After Grandma had a tooth pulled the other day, Sasha started thinking a lot about dentists. She kept asking questions like why people get their teeth pulled and who does it. Then, by evening, she came to a conclusion:
— I bet criminals get their teeth pulled more than anyone.
— Why do you think that?
— Well, they wear masks on their faces! They can’t brush their teeth properly or get to the dentist in time. So their teeth go bad!