Why My Daughter Thinks Criminals Have Bad Teeth

We’re heading to Grandma’s. Sasha and I are walking to the bus stop, dragging our bags along — I’ve got this huge, awkward one full of clothes, and my daughter is carrying a tiny bag with some snacks.

— Mom, can you believe how much we’re alike?

— How so?

— We both feel like donkeys…

Sasha is convinced that all villains dress better than everyone else on the planet. For example, she’s sure they always wear masks.

After Grandma had a tooth pulled the other day, Sasha started thinking a lot about dentists. She kept asking questions like why people get their teeth pulled and who pulls them. Then, by evening, she came to a conclusion:

— I bet criminals get their teeth pulled more than anyone else.

— Why do you think that?

— Well, they wear masks! They can’t brush their teeth properly or get to the dentist in time. So their teeth go bad!